Winter

Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

Joe used to always talk about his family and his two wonderful kids Joe can no longer talk to or about his family because his smoking habits have gotten out of control

we should name the next hurricane alex rodriguez so it dosent hit any thing

what did the egg say to the boiling water? itll take a while to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick.

I’m on the new Seefood Diet… I can only eat Fish or shell fish

What you reading? reading?

whats worse then getting fired from your job? Getting raped by a giant gorilla with a 4 foot long penis following by being bitten by a very poisonous rattle snake and slowly dying a painful death.

TWIX PAUSE!

What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

If life throws you melons, either catch them or get out of he way to avoid injury.

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

Q: Why does my arm itch? A: I got bit on the arm by a mosquito

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

Why did the elephants get in a taxi? They were going to the airport.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

The ULTIMATE Street Fighter shotokan safety guide one Turbo masters tournament X Revenge Kombat Super Ultimate Alpha Omega F*** Y** Edition! 1. I case an attack breaks both your legs, use your last remaining strength in order to kick the air with one leg, while keeping the other one straight down, then immediatedly yell MYLEGSARBROKEN! In order to receive medical attention. And please remember: If Hadou can, then you Sure can! 2. DLC ONLY 3 DLC ONLY 4. DLC Only. ...hayball rolls trough... 9001: DLC only

If the blue man lives in the blue house, the red man lives in the red house and the green man lives in the green house, where does the orange man live? In the orange house.

Its December 21, 2012. You are still alive.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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