- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

What did johanne buy when she got pregnant? A staircase

why did the mexican choose to work as a landscaper instead of at taco bell? landscaping pays much better and was a more practical decision in this economy to support his family of 13.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation. Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation who? Moo.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

Q. What did the atheist ask the pregnant woman? A. You gonna eat that?

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

The Pope, Queen Elizabeth and a schoolboy are on a plane that is going to crash. It crashes and they all die instantly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

How do you get a child off a swing? Throw a fridge at him

What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because it is the decaying remains of a corpse and therefore lacks brain and muscle tissue depriving it of the ability of though and movement both of which are key skills in the art of dancing.

In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

Chrysanthemums our orange violettes are musical

Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

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