Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

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Corn Muffins

What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an ax.

why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

Q.what does the kid scream when he see's a creepy man in a big van pull up? A. ICE CREAM!

You know whats funny? Women's rights

My Boyfriend

Question: How did the little girl die Answer: cancer and AIDS

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

A black man, an Asian man, and an American man are in a car. Who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Why was the woman bald? She was a Britney spears fan.

what did the teacher say to his student? do your work.

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He looks it up first to make sure he's got it right before dialing.

Black people being friendly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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