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i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

Have you ever heard about the black man who got shot my a goat? Neither did I.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

I would rape her

What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.

What would make a black guy sad? His mom dying on death bed...

How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

why did Samantha fall off the building? She was hit by a flying fridge dropped by a traffic helicopter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His sons funeral was on the other side.

Knock Knock Who's there? St. Judes St.Judes who ? St.Judes Research Hospital calling. Give me money, I've got cancer kids dying

Knock, Knock. Who's there? No reply cause Kyle got knocked out by the door.

In 1284, while the town of Hamelin was suffering from a rat infestation, a man dressed in pied clothing appeared, claiming to be a rat-catcher. He loyally promised the townsmen a solution for their problem with the rats. The townsmen in appreciation and glad to get rid of the infestation promised to pay him for the removal of the rats, they were looking forward to being left in peace. The man pleased with their decision accepted, and played a mystical musical pipe to lure the rats with a joyous song into the Weser River, where all but one drowned. Despite his renowned success, the people reneged on their promise and refused to pay the rat-catcher the full amount of money. The man left the town angry and upset the people had betrayed his kindness, he did however vow to return some time later, seeking revenge. On Saint John and Paul's day while the inhabitants were happily sat in church, he played his pipe yet again, dressed in green, like a hunter, this time attracting the young and joyful children of Hamelin. One hundred and thirty boys and girls followed him out of the town, skipping in song as they went, where they were lured into a cave. The events that followed are now known as the 1284 mass child massacrer, in which all 130 children were raped and savagely tortured and killed one by one, each viscously taped and recorded for the pipe pipers satisfaction, where a copy of each tape was sent to their corresponding parents, this was before their bodies turned up dangling from a tree and the bottom of the village, all 130 of them unrecognisable from decomposition and mutilation the pipe piper had inflicted.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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