Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

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Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

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Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

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Knock knock. Who's there? ... Damn knick knockers.

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Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

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why did the girl break up with her boyfriend? hes gay

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

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Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

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why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

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my mom died because she was morbidly obese

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Why didn't the boy drop his ice cream He was hit by a bus and he wasn't eating ice cream

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why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

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What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

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did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

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This is a joke. Laugh!

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What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

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knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

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What does a black guy and an apple have in common? They're both apples except for the black guy

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why did the girl fall of the swing someone threw a refrigerator at her

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Your boat breaks down on the highway. How many squirrels does it take to eat a bannana? Squirrels do not eat bannanas but it would probably take a monkey 1.5 milliseconds.

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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WHO WANTS SOW????

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