why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

I'm a lion hear my threat **** you ***** and then go **** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

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Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

Bruce Forsith's energy and charisma.

What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Not again!"

Q: Why did the Japanese man fall off the cliff? A: He was pushed

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.

Q:What happened when the black guy walked into the bar? A:He bought a drink and quietly drank it until he was finished.

What's the difference between liberals and communists? Nothing.

Two black men go inside a movie theater. They sit down and watch the movie.

you lose.

What's black and white and has difficulty turning corners? A nun with a javelin stuck through the neck.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

Why are lizards broke? Because they run around the desert with no money...

haha

roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

poo

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