- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? -getting raped by 10 very hung men who go balls deep

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Women's Rights

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

What's funnier than 24? 25

Knock knock. Whose there? Jehovahs witnesses.

Want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

What do you get when you cross a leopard with a camel? Sacked from the zoo.

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

Q: What did the guy with glasses say to the guy without glasses? A: Dude your not wearing glasses.

This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

Why did the cashier let the jockey off 10 cents? because he was short 10 cents

why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

What did the Arab do when he got frustrated? Burned himself

Hitler

Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? The black guy is a sentient human being, and the bucket of shit is just a metal container filled with feces

Two blondes were driving down the road. The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No.''

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

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