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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do an elephant and a plum have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

Why didn't the black man get the scholarship? Because he didn't apply for it.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

What did my grandma tell me during a funeral? Nothing. It's her funeral. She's dead.

what"s short , has a tail , and is amazing ? maddy cartwright i lied about the tail!

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

What did the man with no teeth say? I need some teeth.

Why was the black man running? he was participating in race for the cure, a charity event where all proceeds go to breast cancer awareness.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple whilst you're in a bar after finding out you have cancer when you visited your families grave? Having a refrigerator thrown at you by an aids infected monkey with no arms or legs.

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo To whom is Boo?

What's good about having alzheimers? You meet new people every day!

why do i have a pain in my left side i dont know but im scared

A Mime travels to Africa for a vacation. He meets a Zebra in his travels and the Zebra says "Hey we both are wearing black and white stripes!" The Mime did not understand the Zebra because he cannot talk his language so he continues on with his vacation.

what did the bear say to the fish? Nothing he eat it

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

Once upon a time there was a nice old man who loved to ride his bike... He unfortunately died when he had a heart attack.

i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

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