What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

djkldfnblfnbofgb

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? You poke-er--face....pokerface.

Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

Why did the Asian man go to bed? Because he was tired

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jeff. I don't know anyone by the name of Jeff. Please leave my property immedaitely.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

Why did the baby cry? His dad was holding him upside down over a fire.

Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken would greatly appreciate it if you stayed out of its personal life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...