*Knock knock! "Who's there?" "Jehovah's witness" .....

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Q: What's the difference between black and white? A: A lot...

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Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

Why was ticklish Tom not ticklish anymore? A: he got hit by a train

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

What's worse than getting raped? Getting anal raped twice

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

What did the Jewish man say when he answered the phone? Hello?

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

Roses are red violets are blue I think you re stupid go eat a shoe

This is not a joke or is it

im the real danny hamilton you stupid asshole

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

Many people of many races do many things every day.

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

Why is Kyle so gay. Nobody knows

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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