Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

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what do you call a baby rapest jordan gregg

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There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

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What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Cruchie.

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Knock knock Who's there No one We are all on the computer

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You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

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What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

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What's red and smells like a rose? Bumble-bees licking honey off of a stick.

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What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What did the cat say at his mother's funeral? Nothing. He was too grief stricken over the loss of his beloved guardian.

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Why were trash man's hands dirty? He got shot in the leg and desperately tried to get the bullet out with his hands and got blood all over them and ass he was running to the hospital he tripped into shit.

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How do you get a clown to stop laughing? Throw an axe at it's face.

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A horse enter a bar, and the barman says: "why the long face?" The horse has cancer

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Why couldent the boy pick up the bunny? He had severe muscular distrophy, and couldent even lift a spoon to his mouth. let alone a bunny

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watch me nae nae

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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

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Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

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Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

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What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

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A- knock knock B- whose there? A- Chuck Norris B- chuck norris who? A- are you retarded?

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A horse walks in a bar. The barman asks: "Why the long face?" The horse replies: I have aids.

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