- Anti Joke

What do you call a city that never sleeps? Cities cannot sleep; they merely represent a societal body of people living in a confined community. A city may have a prosperous night-life, however, cannot functionally "fall asleep" in the convential sense of the term.

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What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

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How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

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Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

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What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

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Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

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42, that is all

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A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the family have no Christmas tree this year? Because they are Jewish.

Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

FUCK THE JEWS

if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

What crawls on the ground and shoots arrows? Legless Legolas.

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

knock knock who's there? orange orange who? orang you glad i didn't say knock knock agian

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

What do you call a city that never sleeps? Cities cannot sleep; they merely represent a societal body of people living in a confined community. A city may have a prosperous night-life, however, cannot functionally "fall asleep" in the convential sense of the term.

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

No this is Patrick, I'm not a krusty krab

Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

Q: What's funnier than Women's Rights? A: Nothing.