- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

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roses are head mydick is blue i live in somolia and i killed all the jews

Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends. How hard can you throw?

knock, knock... no one replies and it becomes obvious that no one is in the house.

What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, as I wasn't there, and frankly I wonder why a chicken was anywhere near a road anyway

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

knock knock? who's there? ted? ted who? stop f***ing around, you got cancer.

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

Why did the boy commit scuicide? Because he was mentaly scared due to constant tormenting and teasing from his friends

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

A man and his horse walk into a bar, he is told to leave because animals are not allowed on the property

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