- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, how 'bout that airline food?

(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

If life gives you lemons, squeeze it in life' s eyes.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

Why doesn't Santa Claus change his socks on Christmas Eve? Because he isn't real.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

I've got ninety-nine problems, all of them very diverse and possibly involving women.

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

When I eat Mi Familia Mexica food, it burns when I go to the bathroom. Is that bad?

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Good. Enjoy your cold drinks.

why did the chicken cross the road? no one knows because it got hit by a bus.

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How do you make your grandma fly? Push her off the back of a plane.

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

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