What do Tiger Woods and Charlie Sheen have in common? They are both celebrities.

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Why the hell does my sister shower in a swimsuit every time? Its not as if anyone is looking! ALRIGHT! ONCE ALRIGHT? ONLY ONCE! But then she hears the sound of my zipper ONCE and the shit hits the fan! Which is weird, yeah suuure she hears it when I pull it up, but when I pull it down and stroke it and moan? Nada!

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If u swipe fast u will see fish swimming -////--/// //-///--// --//--/// ---/////- -/////--/ ////---// ---///--- ---////-- --////--- //--///-// -//----/// -/-///-/// -/-/-/-/-/ -////-///// -/-/-/-/// -///------ ---------- --///-///-/ -////-//--- -/-/--/--- -/-/-////// ---------- --------- I will call ur doctor to tell him u are retarded

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why did the blind man crash his car? he had down syndrome.

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I was walking down the street the other day and I saw this lady and suddenly: POTATOES!!!!!!!!!

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. A number is a mathematical object used to count and measure.It is not a living thing and therefore does not possess thoughts and feelings.

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What's brown and sticky? A Stick

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What happened when the blind man was running toward a cliff. He stopped before he fell.

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Prostitution is bad.......

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what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

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Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

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So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

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yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

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Brian finally kissed a girl on the lips... After her daily whore shift of blowjobs -Ap

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

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Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

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Yo mama so dirty she takes a shower every night

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TIMMY

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why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

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What's 9+10 20+1-1-1+2-1-1+1-2+1

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A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

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What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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What is 8===D- ? A jew with a lip piercing.

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