- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A pool table in a tree

Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

what is friendship? when friends go on a ship

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

doctor,doctor my eyesight is getting worse, you are certainly right, this is the post office

Why did danielle drop her ice cream cone? Because she was diabetic and had a blood sugar of 5.

What did a policeman say to his belly? Nothing. Because he knows his belly is incapable of speech.

How many Jews does it take to bake a turkey using an oven, I don't know but it only takes one Jew to stuff one.

My name is Harry.

why didnt Joe drive the tractor today? Because Joe doesnt have any arms or legs. Why doesnt Joe have any arms or legs? A) Because Joe is a potatoe

A man goes to his doctor and asks: ""What is wrong with me doc? One moment I think I am a teepee, the next moment I a, a wigwam." To which the doctor responds: "I have told you several times sir; you have stage IV pancreatic cancer."

A Russian who dosen't like vodka

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

What is the difference between a blond and a red-head? They have different hair colors.

How are a pizza and a jew similar? They both are people aside from the pizza.

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

It's valentines today! My girlfriend died.

This is my favorite antijoke.

I like U.............................nicorns :D

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