Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Yo Mama!

What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

Creepy Man: Let's play the rape game Young Girl: No!!!! Creepy Man: That's the spirit

that awkward moment when your teachers a duck

why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

a pornstar comes early to a party

What are the two biggest jokes in College Football? Auburn and Florida! Roll Tide!

How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

knock knock There's no door

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

3 guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

*Knock Knock* Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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