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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: I have no Idea what you would call cheese which isn't yours. However, it seems quite trivial to take time to discuss a nonsensical topic such as cheese which isn't yours.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

whats white and pointless? chalk.

What's the cookie monster's favorite kind of cookie? Oreos

What is translucent and smells like a carrot ? A translucent carrot.

can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

A conversation between friends ( or some what.) Joe: I'm thinking about going out of state for college ... Rick: your mom went to college! Joe: yes she did Rick that's why shes a docker and my families rich.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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What did the orphan wish for Christmas during world war II? Parents What did he get? Bombed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

Why did the white kids accept Morgan Freeman as a kid? All of his school-mates looked up to him

What's round and red? A red and round solid.

What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

Chuck Norris screams in pain.

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: I have no Idea what you would call cheese which isn't yours. However, it seems quite trivial to take time to discuss a nonsensical topic such as cheese which isn't yours.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

whats white and pointless? chalk.

What's the cookie monster's favorite kind of cookie? Oreos

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What is translucent and smells like a carrot ? A translucent carrot.

children burning

can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

Whats wrong with that Nothing

NAACP

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Someone stole my cookie from the cookie jar! So I bought another cookie.

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

A fat guy runs a marathon. He dies of obesity and dehydration.

A conversation between friends ( or some what.) Joe: I'm thinking about going out of state for college ... Rick: your mom went to college! Joe: yes she did Rick that's why shes a docker and my families rich.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

What did the orphan wish for Christmas during world war II? Parents What did he get? Bombed.

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