lets have sex, ok, but itll have to be anal, cuz im a guy xoxox danni

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your mom is so old, she is often confused for your grandmother.

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What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

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Whatsup?! Your grandpas chance of dying.

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why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

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If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

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What do you do when jews take over your country? Invade Poland.

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Bra*don Che*ey is tall. Facebook me please... Im desperate

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why are tree's green cause that's how god made it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

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What do you call two gay black men in one sleeping bag? There names

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what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

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Whats the best thing about chuck norris? he's chuck norris.

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Yo mamma's so old she is dead.

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Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

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You know what's funny? A bucket full of dead babies. Do you know what's funnier? The last one is still alive and crying.

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oh no, i've lost my tractor

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Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

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A man walks into a bar. He suffered concussions later that night.

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The grass is always greener on the side that uses manure and fertilizer daily.

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What color was the duck? It had one foot.

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haha. i got blocked too!!!!

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk and leave. 2 hours later there's a newscast about two drunken men who died in a car accident. It wasn't them, the newscast about them came shortly after

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Three jews walked into a bar I lied, it was a gas chamber

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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