The man was so gay he grew breasts and got breast cancer.

Q: Ask me how far have you gone with a girl? A: Mexico

A man runs into a house and unloads a round of bullets killing 2 people in the kitchen. He wins Search and Destroy for his team at Nuketown.

why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, orange!

Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? Yes.

What did the sushi say to the bee? Nothing, a piece of sushi can't talk and a bee wouldn't listen, stupid.

What do you call a dinosaur eating a taco? Nothing, you are high.

Whats worse then getting stabbed in the trachea by a aids infected knife? getting pounded anally by satan

what did the american say to the other american? get out of the way i gotta go to mcdonalds!

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? One, they're really capable people, unless they're handi-capped then they'll ask someone else to do it for them.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its feet are both the same.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke in anti-joke? The Holocaust.

What happened to the man who killed his family? Rape.

Q: What is that white stuff in chicken shit? A: Thats chicken shit too

How can you tell that your friend just had sex with a blonde? The girl he just had sex with has blonde hair.

Where did Lil' Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass

I need a good anti joke....

knock, knock whos there child molestor

where did Lucy go when the bomb dropped? everywhere.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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