- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Friends are a lot like snow You pee on them, they disappear

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

What do you call a man named Jimmy? Jimmy

How do you make a professional gamer cry? You burn his house down.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

Me Neither.

jay hefti is so cool and alex askew is hot

How do you stop a second date from happenin? You force a dead mouse in your date's vagina.

♪ It's raining. It's pouring. ♪ The old man caught pneumonia and died....

Q: whats white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you A:a fridge

Chicken penis.

Did you hear about the mail man without a mail truck? He walked

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Person 1: Can I write a good anti-joke? Person 2: No. Person 1: Why nut? Person 2: All the gud onez r taken. ;-; tru...

An asian man and his friend walk into a bar. They both order a few drinks and drink them responsibly. They then pay for their drinks, and drive home to their loving families.

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