- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

A man on an airplane is extremely frustrated by a small, screaming child. He puts on his headphones and listens to music.

Hey, so I know this guy who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy's cousin who's name is Mark.

Meh, I dont want it anymore! You can have it.

What did God say when he saw the first black man? What a wonderful creation I have made.

Why did the blind man die? He had eye surgery and the doctor told him when he first opened his eyes there would be a very bright light, turns out he also had alzheimers and wandered onto the train tracks

Why did the grandmother lock her grandson in the closet? Because she didn't love him.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the chicken had enough of life and wanted to commit suicide due to recent tragic events such as his cheating wife, his druggie son, his prostitute daughter, losing his home, and getting fired

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

What's worse than a Holocaust in your apple? What.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

What is red, blue, green, and pink, tie died, and alive? Nothing.

A women in her kitchen hears a thud outside. Her husband fell off the roof.

Why did the man suck at basketball? Because he is white, 5 foot 2, and has no arms. Posted By: Lram

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why cant you see black people when you are playing hide and seek? Because they are in a very good hiding spot

Why did Johnny stop walking halfway to school? A fridge fell on him.

A donkey walks into a supermarket and asks the cashier "Where are the potatoes?" The cashier replies "aisle 3" The donkey goes to aisle 3 And there are no potatoes

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