- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bank. There is a long line to get to the teller. Chuck Norris waits patiently in line.

Why did the dog eat poop?

what did the blind deaf orphan get for christmas? cancer

What is worse than failing a class? Dress up for grown-ups.

In Soviet Russia my freedoms are severally restricted by communism.

What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

Why did the man feel so guilty after having sex...... He found out He was a tranny

Why did the chicken cross the road?

The internet is the most terrible fucking place in existence.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Women's rights

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in the front of his pants. He is given some very strange looks from the patrons both due to the fact that he has a steering wheel in his pants and because people wearing traditional pirate garb are a rarity.

What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding A Duck in your apple! What is worse than finding a duck in your apple? Finding a racist in your apple! Whats worse than finding a racist in your apple? DEATH

who's yellow , and looks like a bear? pudsey

when does lady gaga wake up? when she dreams about a bad romance

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

How much wood could the woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A relatively small amount compared to the amount of trees in the world.

How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family.

What did the Mexican get for christmas? Nothing, he was caught sneaking over the border in November.

Why was the blonde fired from her job as a nurse? Because she ate all the babies in the nursery (She didn't even leave one for the director of the hospital to eat!)

Jim: "Hey guess what" Bill: "What" Jim: "George Bush got reelected" Bill proceeds to throw himself into the Atlantic Ocean.

Why was the baby ant confused? Because his uncles were ants

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

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