what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern ppoorrnnoo-graphic collections.

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hi

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Q: What is the differenc between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babys? A: I dont have a lamborghini my garage.

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how does your hair keep changing lengths? due to my countless hours of grueling sessions in chemotherapy due to what was recently found as a terminal cancer, i wear wigs

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Yeah, and speaking about spiderman, I got some weird senses, when I get stressed things begin seeming slower, and gets a weird blur effect, not sure what it is, but if you know what "bullet hell video games are" Technically games where you play as a tiny spaceship and lots of bullets fly around, I was always awesome at those games as a kid, because the more stress I felt while playing, the slower my perception of time felt.

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Yeah I was beginning to enjoy that as well, but I used "timed hypnosis" I have not seen it been coined elsewhere yet, not that I learn hypnosis anymore, I kinda teach it covertly to whoever I believe can use it responsively. "Timed hypnosis" is not really based upon a set amount of time after all time is relative, and our subconcious does know that and the subconcius understands that we did not invent time just because we made some fucking dials spin around" Now, timed hypnosis is based on a purpose, for example: "I will go into a trance until I am done teaching my new buddy how covert hypnosis works and teach her to use it subconciously" But now I made you aware of that, so you can use it consciously as well, the real magic here is that the subconcious is so much more efficient and powerful than the conscious mind that it would not even be neccesary to have a concious mind, except for one thing.

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Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

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why did mad is on home s walk becuaes a isnt a number

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Whats yellow and gives you cancer? The sun

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knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

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A man walks into a bar, and spends all his money because he is an alchoholic.

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What's black and hangs from tree's? A suicidal black man.

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Why did the child cry? It was beat up and thrown in a trashcan.

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What is 8===D- ? A jew with a lip piercing.

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What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

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What did the monk say to the 1 legged, Asian prostitute Nothing, Monks take a vow of silence.

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Why did the car slow down? Becuase the driver pressed the break

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A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

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Albert, there is a dead, FLY in your hair.

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If anyone can read me... I am Michael Jackson and I would really appreciate if someone could get me out of this... box... I mean help! Where am I! I think I have been under a long coma and would appreciate any small boys digging me out... Moral: I hope there is no hell... for my own sake that is...

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what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

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What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy? You're skinny

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