Knock knock Who's there? Your neighbor. I just ran over your cat.

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What did the person do at the stop sign? Stop

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why'd the baby cross the road it was stapled to the chicken

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What do you get if you cross a Sheep with a Kangeroo. An abomination unto God.

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Why didn't the boy have any toes? - Because he did not have any legs.

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Wendy went for a walk every day in the forest. Why not today? She was shot yesterday

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their firstborn child.

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What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

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a dyslexic man came on this website thinking it was made by his aunt Tina keoj he was sadly mistaken. it was just a bunch of jokes about dyslexic men going into bars

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What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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want a balloon? yeah

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely to get to a source of food or escape a predator.

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What do you call the man who graduated medical school last in his class? Doctor

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Why does an actor enjoy his work so much? Because it’s all play.

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A black man walks into a bar and is proptly told to leave. He proceeds to sue the bar owner, then buys the bar and turns it into a community center that helps at risk children.

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No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

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Why is Santa fat? Because the apples are red.

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Q: What do you call a Muslim controlling a plane? A: A pilot.

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What do you call white people that live in a trailer park? Residents.

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"Want to hear something ironic?" ...he said to the deaf man.

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What is blue and not heavy? Light blue!

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What did the children in India eat for dinner?

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What's the best way to get gum out of your hair? Cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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