Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, or have you been in a wheelchair all your life?

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Did you hear about the man who swam to the bottom of the ocean? He drowned

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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What do you call a beagle and an eagle mixed together? A beagle.

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Why are black people ghetto? Because they are black.

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What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

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Billy Corgan: The world is a vampire! Me: No it's not. The world is a mass of mineral compounds that floats in space approximately 93,020,000 miles from the sun. It is not, in fact, a vampire.

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A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

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Why did the homeless man cross the road? The soup kitchen has just reopened after months of rebuilding from a fire. He was very hungry.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

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varför skriver jag på svenska jag vet inte

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Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

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What did Michael Jackson get for Christmas? Nothing he's dead

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what du u call a aplle raisni in the hotr sun? graep duahahahahahahejejejejejejahahahejejejwyan

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So a bunch of blondes are in a group and a murder comes by and sais, "if you want to live, answer a question right." so the blondes pick there smartest on. the first question is, what is 9+4... the blonde answers five, the crowd goes "give her another chance giver her another chance, same thing happens, she gets it wrong and the crowd goes "give her another chance, give her another chance." the murderer sais "ok fine this is your final guess, what is 2+2" the blonde goes "uuhhhhhh... 4?" And the whole crowd goes "give her another chance give her another chance

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Q. What does a blonde and beer bottles have in common? A. Nothing. Blonde is a hair color and beer bottles are inanimate objects used to contain various brands of beer.

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Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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What did the snow flake which could talk say to the other snow flake which could talk None of us are the same.

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Why would you ever buy an antijoke book? BECAUSE ANTIJOKES ARE F***ING AWESOME!!!

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What's up brah brah

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Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense Microwave

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How do you make bread out of corpses? You don't. You grow it with bread seeds.

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