Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Orange Orange who? Banana Banana who? I have AIDS

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Life is like a box of chocolates! It sucks if you have diabetes

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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An epileptic man attends a rave.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs. Why couldn't she see? The sun was in her eyes.

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What did the pornstar do after the film shoot? Called her parents and said she had a good day at work as a receptionist at a law firm. She is too ashamed to admit her real profession to them. She then cried profusely.

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Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

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What do fish and shoe laces have in common? nothing.

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Three men are stranded, mid-ocean, in a small rowboat. They realize quickly that their imminent demise is slowly creeping into the forefront of their consciousnesses. Just as all hope seem to be lost, one man noticed an island covered in luscious foliage about five hundred yards away. A problem reared it's head as it became apparent that an unrelenting riptide was dragging the boat further and further from the shore and, in turn, salvation. It became further apparent that the men would have to abandon their rickety rowboat and swim the rest of the way. The first man bravely jumps into the vast uncertainty of the ocean and attempts to swim to shore. He is met by a large shark that promptly severs his arm from his body. A bloody mess, he manages to touch down on the sandy beach. The second man, more reluctantly, also jumps in. He balanced his chances: "100% death in the boat vs. uncertainty in the ocean." Like the first man, the second man meets the shark's vicious bite. His leg is severed and he too drags himself, bloody, to the warm embrace of sand and freedom. The third man, sure that he would be bitten also, jumps into the ocean and swims to shore. Alas! The third man arrived on the island unscathed and completely fine. Perplexed, the first two men asked the third why the shark did not attack him. The third man simply smiled and replied..."what do you expect me for, a typewriter?"

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What do you call a dirty black person? Unhygienic

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Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

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Why was the baby crying? Because you repeatly hit it in the face with a brick, you sick freak.

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What is the quickest way to a mans heart? Through his chest with a stick.

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My butt!!!!!!!!

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Knock Knock It's the police, im afraid your wife has been killed in a horrible car accident.

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Whats the thing you least expect to find on Anti-Joke? A joke with a punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? I am.

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what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

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whats worse than 10 babies in a blender 1 baby in 10 blenders

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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A guy walks into a bar... Ouch

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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