- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because at some point through out the day, it had been relocated to the other side of the road. Since it was feeding time, it needed to return to the chicken coop or else risk death due to starvation.

A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

What's big, red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

What's 2+2? Gonorrhoea

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

What does Tourettes Syndrome have in common with short term memory loss? I DON'T FREAKING REMEMBER.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

What do grizzly bears and people have in common? Neither can survive in outer space, due to depressurization, lack of oxygen, and absence of basic survival needs.

What do you call it when a black man and a japanese woman get married? A wedding.

What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

Dad what does negligence mean? SHUT THE FUCK UP KID! I TOLD YOU TO NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN!

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

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