Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

What do homeless people get at Christmas? Cold.

what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

Walruses are basically saber-toothed seals. That does not affect the fact that they are awesome.

why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

Two Jews walk into a bank. They make a deposit and leave.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.

What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May

You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

Roses are red Here's something new Violets are violet NOT F**KING BLUE

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

What is something you would not normally find in a china cabinet? Japan

there was a guy who wanted to be bad and have bitches but he died from all the smoking and drinking and went to hell for eternal damnation

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Q: Ask me how far have you gone with a girl? A: Mexico

Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

What's black and flies? Whatever it is, it's not a car.

osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

The man was so gay he grew breasts and got breast cancer.

What starts with P and ends in ORN? Porn.

Roses are red, violets are red, everything's red... Retinal haemorrhage.

Roses are red Violets are blue i cant ryme or spell.

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

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