- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

If i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put my penis in your mouth

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

what do you watch ? a tv

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was a red light and it was his turn to cross.

Have you heard the joke about the Swedish surgeon who found a frog in his patient's stomach? Yes, you've told me it before.

What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

What do you get if you buy a big mac with a ten pound note? Change.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a date-rapist

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

What do you call a man with 3 arms, 6 ears, 9 fingers, and a red clown nose? His name.

what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dream of a day when chickens won't be questioned about their actions

How do you get a women stop running a marathon? You tell her that you have AIDS and she should get herself checked.

People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

A man made a sandwich.

Nock Nock It's open.

A fat man and his dog walk into a bar...the man buys a beer and walks out

How many Frenchmen does it take to surrender? Probably just one.

What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like rhymes Penis

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