- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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Q: Whats worse than Coke A: Diet Coke

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

What's the difference between a model and a baby? I didn't have sex with a model last night.

If Michael Jackson were alive today, what would he be doing? Scratching at the top of his coffin.

How do you differentiate a Canadian from an American ? The American will have an American Passport,while the Canadian will have a Canadian passport.

Q: What did the chinese guy say to his friend? A: ??

Why Russians ride bears? Because god hate bears

What do you call a dolphin on a unicycle? You need medical help

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What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

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rebecca is a hard worker

"Well, you done done me and you bet I felt it; I tried to be chill, but then I realized that when used as an adjective, 'chill' refers to the temperature." -Jason Mraz

Yo mama so fat, that she feels uncomfortable in a bathing suit.

Why can't vegetarians eat mushrooms because I can't urinate over a scotch bonnet :/

What do you call a car with a sunroof? A car.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables

What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

What has four legs and one arm? An attack dog in a daycare.

" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

What do you call a hairless penis, whatever gay name you decided to nickname it

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

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