- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

whatts blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz

why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Nothing, fish can't talk and it died on impact.

Why was the 45 year old man crying? He shit his pants.

Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

God is almighty, as such he ANSWERS TO NO ONE! Moral: What you praying for then bitch?

Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

Q: How does a robber get into your house? A: Through a door.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

Why was the guy sad? His son killed himself after being constantly bullied for 6 years.

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

If life throws you melons, maybe you are hitting the melons.

Q) what's black and white and red all over? A) a slaughtered zebra.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, it seem's that someone has been bathroom on my lawn. "Martha, I'm not cleaning this up"

Why did the fat guy sit on another guy? They were in a wrestling match.

Yo momma is so fat that her cholesterol level is above 240 mg/dL and should highly consider a vegan diet if she wishes to improve.

A black man, a Mexican man and a white man walk into a bank. The black man reaches into his bag and pulls out his bank card, the Mexican and the the white man do the same as they need to withdraw money.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Knock knock. Who's there? Me. Oh.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Whats the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't pick up the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

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