Once upon a time, The end.

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Knock Knock! The man inside chooses not to answer the door and the caller walks away.

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What is the difference between an African and French person? Nothing all people ate equal.

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What do you call a black man with an afro? Whatever his name happens to be.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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Q. have you seen stevie wonders last album? A. neither has he.

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whats worse than being cold? having a pine cone shoved up your ass.

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: Art.

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yo mamma is so stupid she failed high school

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Why did the black man say "I been done did that?" He was speaking ebonics.

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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How many people of a certain demographic does it take to change a light bulb? x+1 (x >0), 1 person to change the lightbulb and x to behave in a manner consistent with the established stereotype of said demographic.

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why bouriquet can not read is book ? cause he's retarted

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Moe: What's the difference between blue paint and red paint? Ben: I couldn't tell you, I'm blind. Moe was so embarrassed by his unintentional rudeness that he apologized to Ben and walked away.

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Why doesn't Rosa Parks eat bacon? Because she's dead.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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i heard something so funny it made me crap my pants you were a mistake

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Anti-Jokes are the bomb .org

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Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

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How much Is a free app on my market?

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If life gives you lemons ask where they came from.

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to boys are playing football 1 ses pass tje over ses pass wot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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