I was reading this book one time..... and my imagination took me away to many lands and times.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Plenty of things

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

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Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

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Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it lost Consciousness.

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why do rednecks wear big belt buckles? it's a tombstone for a dead dick:)

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kkk

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a rapist.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a bus.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

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What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

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Why did the man walk into the bar? To purchase alcoholic beverages ready for consumption.

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meh

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Two blondes were driving down the road. The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No.''

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Why is Michael J. Fox unable to build domino chains? He only has one domino.

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whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

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How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Why was the fat man removed from the restaurant? When his date didn't show up he started and crying and proceeded to stab himself with a fork

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Why did the male propagate the female? Because he was drugged. Slyly, this foxy female had slipped the male the date rape drug and a dangerous amount of viagra. During intercourse, the male ripped a gaping hole in the female's stomach and killed her. He woke up confused inside a dead stinking corpse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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