- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's bad about pushing your friend off a cliff? you can't do it twice

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot

What did Tim say about his wife cheating on him with his best friend's wife? He ran to R Kelly and got peed on.

how do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face

John and Sarah sitting in a tree. K i s s i n g. First comes love. Oops theres goes john-- he's falling---he's falling... he's broken his neck and ruptured his internal organs. D e a t h

What did the boy with no arms get in his Christmas card? We don't know, he's yet to open it.

OMG this actually works! 1. Hold your breath for 5 minutes 2. Die

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

There once was a man from Peru, who dreamed he swallowed his shoe. But it turns out his dream was real, and he died because he could not digest a whole shoe.

A black man walks into a bar and says, "ouch."

What makes a catholic priest happier then a visit to the penn state locker room? Introducing Jesus to people and them accepting him as their savior.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Me, your friend George! You don't remember me! Oh. Sorry. I'm kidding. I'm a robber.

What's the difference between a duck? both of it's legs are the same.

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

whats the difference between a flamingo ? because the pyramid has a high cholesterol

From the makers of Call of Duty 1, comes Call of Duty 2.

What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

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