- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

Knock Knock. Whose there? ..............

A farmer had a horse that he rode frequently. He would talk to the horse and tell it it was his closest companion. One day the farmer noticed that the horse was walking funny. So he shot it.

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

you lose.

Whats worse than death? Living in Agonising pain for the rest of the life that happens to be reading this statement.

How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

Knock, knock -The door's open.

why did Samantha fall off the building? She was hit by a flying fridge dropped by a traffic helicopter.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin says, "Boy it's hot in here." The second says, "It sure is." Both muffins then faint from heat exhaustion and are eaten to death when taken out of the oven And thus tragically, the world would never know of the spectacular talking muffins.

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

whats wors than getting hit by a car? getting raped by a giant scorpian

Why did the homeless man get a house key cut? He didn't he's homeless.

do you currently smoke? i hope not.

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

So a female ant walks into a bar... and someone steps on it.

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