Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

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Why was the man cold? Because he was dead.

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-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

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Why wasn't jimmy at Paul's party? He died in a fatal car crash and flew out y The windshield and landed in boiling oil then a dog ate him.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

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Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

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Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

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A cow walks into the butcher shop, he looks around then mourns the loss of his brothers

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What do you call a black man in church? Religious

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Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

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A black man named Lawrence was driving a car that wasn't his at 3 a.m. The car belonged to a drunk friend who asked Lawrence to be the designated driver.

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There is a blonde a Burnett and a red head. Life goes on.

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What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

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A retarded man waks ito aaa baar

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What's the main difference between an angry white man and an angry black man? The angry black man is probably of African descent.

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What did the cow do when it got run over by a tractor? It died.

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So a chef, a soldier, and a lawyer are riding in a plane. The pilot has a heart attack and they all die.

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why did the little boy fall over? he was hit in the face by a salmon.

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon. It burnt up on re-entry

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Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

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What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virgian Hawk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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