What do you call a black man with a hoe? A farmer.

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Why did the man name his son David? He didn't. It was his wife's choice.

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The mighty wizard said "come fourth cowardly lion and receive bravery" but he came fifth and got absolutely nothing. Todo came fourth and got the bravery.

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What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

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What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

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Chocolate makes everything better, except obesity.

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what do you call a pond filled with frogs having sex with bacteria is burning there insides while a midget with assburgers is chanting "SMACK THAT BADONKADONK!" racism..

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Why did spock look in the toilet he was concerned with his poop

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What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

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What is pink, smelly, and sometimes gets wet? A pink sponge.

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What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

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What's worse than five babies in one trash can? One baby in five trash cans.

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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What's sad about three black men driving over a cliff?

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How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

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Donald Trump

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I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

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Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

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XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

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A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

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Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

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A black man and a white woman cross paths while walking on the sidewalk. After greeting each other, they continue on their way. Each goes on to enjoy their respective day free of racism and sexism.

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What did batman do before getting into his batmobile? - Look for the keys.

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There are 100 men enjoying a cruise to celebrate an important contract going through at their place of employment. The boat then suffers a major malfunction and tragically sinks to the bottom of the ocean, miles from any land masses. Not a single man died, how is this possible? They all used the lifeboats supplied on the boat and followed the standard procedure to deal with such a crisis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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