Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk and leave. 2 hours later there's a newscast about two drunken men who died in a car accident. It wasn't them, the newscast about them came shortly after

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What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

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How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

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You really need some help in spelling the word GOD... Anyway, none of your fucking business.I am a child for this scenario only so... Moral: LET THAT CHILD ALONE!

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

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whos the biggest oaf................................ coasta

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What do you call a black doctor? A doctor you racist

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Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

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A blode takes a trip to her favorite restaurant. She arrives safely. After consuming a delicious meal she dies of cancer.

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do you know that joke? hmm no.. yaa life!

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"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

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What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

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A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

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LeBron in the fourth quarter

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gay marriage.

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knock knock, whos there? your neighbor's cat..no not really, but your sister just got raped

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a terrorist.

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what did binladin say when he got to hell? oh no. im in hell

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What happened to the famous musician when he overdosed? He overdosed.

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Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" *in a calm tone* " Yeah, me neither."

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was pursuing his dream of becoming the world's best circus clown, which six developed a fear of in a tragic circus accident which occured in his childhood. Therefore, six was afraid of seven.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing

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Whats black and cant read white paper? An African

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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