- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do white people go to black people's yard sales? Because they know they sale good quality stuff -Travis

My pet rock died.

A moose walks into a grocery store. It goes up to the clerk and asks, "do you guys have any potatoes?" the clerk replies oh yeah they're in isle... Ooooh wait a second. You're a moose. The moose responds, "Yes, indeed I am." The clerk then says "Oh ok, isle seven."

Whats Big, black, and in your moms underwesar? A snake that escaped from a pet store which is causing a lot of commotion in the local community. Meanwhile your mom is getting drilled by a big psycho who escaped the mental institution. JMM

Guy: do u wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah its to long Girl: Do u wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Actually that would make me very self concious I have ghonorrea and would appreciate not having to tell one.

what did the cerial killer get for christmas an electric chair

Q; What is green and eats rocks? A; The green rock eater... Q;What happens when you through a rock straight up in the north pole? A; The green rock eater eats it..

roses are black violets are black im blind

What's black, white and sings the intro theme song for "Thomas the Tank Engine" while tap-dancing? There probably isn't anything that does that.

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

When is a tree not a tree? When it's a rock.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

Whats the difference between a black person and dirt? nothing

POO IS LARGE WHEN IT COMES OUT OF ME

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

balls

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

Me: Ask me if in a giraffe You: Are you a giraffe Me: no

Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

3 friends are out camping. One says to the other "It sure is a great day to go fishing." The other says "Yes indeed." The third one says "I agree." After a few minutes of hiking, they go to lake and begin fishing.

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