Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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Justin's hair

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

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How did the black man get put in jail? He didn't, he never did anything illegal

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

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Why did peter fall off his bike? Because Peter is a goldfish.

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you wanna hear a funny joke? so do I

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Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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Hitler Call of Duty Score Kills: 6 million Jews Deaths: 1

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Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead. John rolls his eyes at sam very dissapointedly then proceeds to go home. The next day Sam phones John excitedly telling him he traded his Green day tickets for Oasis tickets, a smile appears on Johns and Sams faces, not that they can see each other, they both then put the phone down. An African died. Green Day are a bad band.

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A black guy walks down the street. He sees a lamp, picks it up and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he has 3 wishes. The black says he wants to be thin, white, and get alot of pussy. The genie says, congadulations your a condom!!

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what do get when you throw a penny in between a jew and a mexican? nothing besides one less penny

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, this is stupid, Violets are purple Violets are purple Oranges are orange Nothin' rhymes with orange wait.... DOORHINGE!!!!! -sincerely, That famous Orange on YouTube

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? 2 Survived.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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a man was walking and saw a snake he was not afraid of snakes so he kept walking

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there? Alzheimers

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was playing Pokemon Go.

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Whats plastic and little boys turn it on? A game cube, and Michael Jackson. Well maybe not anymore since hes dead...

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What's the best joke in the world? This one.

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What Do You Call Black People Skydiving? A fun time.

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What did the black man say to the other black man. We're both niggas.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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