Why did the child step on a ball?

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

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Guess What? What? Get in the van.

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A man is driving home from work. he realizes he left his suitcase back at the office. he turns around and drives back to the office. he walks in the office and grabs his suitcase, and as he's walking out he's stopped by his boss. his boss simply asks "what are you doing in the office at this time, Eric?" the man replies to his boss " sorry sir i was just grabbing my suitcase as i forgot to bring it as i was leaving work" his boss lets him pass " okay Eric, have a good night" the man get back in his car and drives home. but on his way home a pedestrian runs in front of the road. the man runs him over unintentionly. the man is jailed with manslaughter for 4 and a half years

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How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

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Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

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women have rights

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get on your knees and make a donut face:)

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stop it ryan vallee

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What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

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Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

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What do Ethiopian children do at night? Starve

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whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

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How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

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Penis.

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Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

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In Soviet Russia ? ??? ??? ????????.

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What did the finger say to the thumb? Nothing, fingers can't talk.

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What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

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Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? His dad had just died in a freak accident on the boat. He was going to the funeral that day. Life as a pirate isn't at all as it seems. Little Jimmy the pirate, had nothing. He had no family. His mother dead already, his sister and brother refusing to speak to him because he ran off to be a pirate with his father. Clearly, he had no idea what he was getting into, because his father was gone. What was he to do now? He had no one to go to. The ship mates were all either completly insane or never sober. That very night, Jimmy took the pistol off the ship captian and shot himself point blank in the head. Little Jimmy is in a better place now. With his mother and father. In a place where he cant be harmed any more. I miss you Jim <3. ~ Jack Sullivan

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Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

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What did the blonde say when she tripped down the stairs? Nothing she was unconscious and had a serious concussion.

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