Girl: what comes after 69? Boy: 70. Girl: no,toothpaste! Boy: ...

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a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

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Ya mama so fat when she went on an elevater she had no chose but to go down Hahaha I'm so so funny haha Awesome mon yeah

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what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

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what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

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You are gay, homo, stupid and a dick

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

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Knock! Knock! Whose there? Chris Chris who? (There was never a response. Leaving the man to wonder who Chris was... Was it his high school buddy Chris? His former colleague? That guy who filled his propane tank down at the gas station? Was that guy's name even Chris-or was it Craig? Craig, it was definitely Craig.)

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I hate black people. Because their black.

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A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

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Patient: Doctor Doctor! Doctor: Yes. Patient: I think I'm a moth! Doctor: You don't need a doctor, you need Mental help. Patient: Yes I know. Doctor: Then why are you here? Patient: The light was on.

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Whats something thats red and swings A baby on a meat hook

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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A Knock, Knock B There's no door. What are you knocking on?

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? cause there are more geese on one side

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A man walks into a store and says "Roses are red, Violets are blue, there is a bomb strapped to my chest, give me all the money"

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Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

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A black man, a white man, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The bartender kicks them out because he doesn't have time for another crappy joke; as the bar is very crowded that night.

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Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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Whats worse than finding a black man in your bed? After you sleep with him, he tells you he has AIDS.

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Anti Joke

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