- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

Your Mom.

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What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

What did the asian parent say to his kid when he got a D? -It's OK son, you will do better next time.

How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

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