Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

Are you understanding any of this caboose? I think so, that guy is really a robot and you his boy friend so that makes you.................a gay robot. yes i am a gay robot. -_-

What's the worst part about censorship? **** *** **** **** *** **** *** ********.

Knock Knock Who's there? Kconk Kconk who? Kconk Ohw Oh yeah, sorry mate, didn't recognise your voice! Come on up, I've got some lagers in the fridge.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because he was a pussy.

What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

How old is victor? Old

what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

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Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

Whats the best way to get a woman to sleep with you? Rape her

How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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