Whats red and hurts if it hits you in the face? a brick

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Why didn't the black man drink out of the white water fountain? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die.

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Why do I know Vin Diesel is gay? Because I sucked his dick

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A minor walks into a bar. He's not very good at limbo.

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An Englishmen, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar, and ordered a beer. They later went home and slept. They woke up the next morning with a slight hangover.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have five fingers and one of then is poking at you

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According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.

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Girl: Do you like me :D Boy: No Girl: =( Boy: You didn'y ask me if i loved you Girl: :D Do you love me Boy: Naw

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what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The visitor is deaf and therefore does not have the ability to respond.

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Yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr soo uglyyyyyy

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

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why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

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What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

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I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

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1,2 Freddy's Coming For You 3'4 Better Lock Your Doors 5'6 Grab Your Crucifix 7'8 Stay Up Late 9'10 Never Sleep Again Bonus 11'12 He's Gonna See You In Hell

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What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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Two strippers are out of work. So they turn to prostitution.

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Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. :D

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What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

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why couldn't the one armed man juggle because it was snowing outside and his one room flat was to small

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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