Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

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John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

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ok so there was a black guy a white guy and an asian in a bar.so the asian guy says lets leave and they all exited the bar.

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Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

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Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

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Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

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Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

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your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

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Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

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A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says “We don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here.” The Higgs Boson replied, “Well, without me, you can’t have mass.”

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A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

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What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

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Why did Patrick cross the road Because he saw a rock

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Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

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Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

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Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

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What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

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When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

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