- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

What is the difference between assault and aggravated assault? Aggravated assault is aggravated, whereas assault is aggravated.

Why do teenagers, especially girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and creates a fanbase large enough to promote his career thus increasing profits which provides him a better quality of life and great financial future

(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

Whats the difference between football and basketball? Absolutely everything By darragh Hamilton

Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

What's a pirate's favorite color? Depends on the pirate.

If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

What did the 3 bears say when they saw goldielocks sleeping in their bed? Nothing. Bears can't talk so they ate her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The road was Catholic, and it couldn't cross itself.

whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Pirate ships are used by pirates.

If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??