Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

What's worse than being hit by a mini van? Being hit by 5 mini vans.

What do you call a fish with no "eyes" Dead

Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

i eat poop

An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

There's was an old lady. She fell in a puddle

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

Girl: what comes after 69? Boy: 70. Girl: no,toothpaste! Boy: ...

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