Nobody cares.

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

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A welsh guy walks into a pub. This something any average guy would do.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the bird

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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Dylan Hodge likes to lick his mums penis to sleep every night.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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How did the comedian end his show with a bang? He shot 4 people in the audience. It was a horrible sight and the remainder of the people in the audience were scarred for life.

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Yo mama so fat,we are all very concerned for her health.

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What did Steven Hawking say to God after he died? Nothing. He can't talk.

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How did the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

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Your mama so fat, that it's starting to affect her relationship with her husband in a negative or harmful way. (CSC)

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A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

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What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

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What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

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What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

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a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

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knock knock who's there? Barbra Streisand Barbra Streisand who? Barbra? Streisand whoo oo oooo oo oo oo ooo ooo!

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What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

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That's as _____ as a ______ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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